I got chris browned last night
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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