the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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