im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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