Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
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You need a sexual gate keeper
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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