Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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