Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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