How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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