is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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