Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
