where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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