Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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