apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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