Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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