sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
