Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I just want to make out with him forever
Randomize
