Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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