Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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