Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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