so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
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All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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