oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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