the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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