let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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