Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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