I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Barsexuality is the new black.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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