garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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