Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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