he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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