I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
The beer is more important than you right now.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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