Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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