I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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