I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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