How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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