Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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