problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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