Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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