Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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