Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
