Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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