This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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