I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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