i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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