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I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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