i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
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