Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
pop tarts are not kleenex
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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