I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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