it wasn't lemon gatorade
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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