I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
