You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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