I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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