She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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