Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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