i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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