was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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