I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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