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At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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